Ineffable Ontological Detanglement > Fetish

The man from this story that Julie was dating. The first time I saw him walking down the alley... Obviously, you see it immediately. The vibes, they ooze off of him. Pretty much with or without empath. Full pedophile. Julie starts dating him, we start speaking... Alright, hm. Seemed off, contemplate... Misread? You don't speak like a pedophile, you have good words. No... No you're a pedophile. You're a... Cognitive functioning level three pedophile.

We start conversing about how he's a comedian, he tells this joke... I instantly knew I heard it, that came right out of a blatantly famous comedian. I like to go to little league games without any children, somebody asks me which one is yours and I say with the creepiest voice I can muster... I haven't decided yet. He asks me one day, you're really funny, you've obviously thought of stand up, just wondering what kind of thing you would have come up with. WELL, the only reason I would ever want to have children is so I can tell them I fucked your mother and mean it. He said that's excellent, I wanna steal it but I won't steal I wouldn't do that. Oh yeah... Alright. Well. I guess that belongs to you now, doesn't it. Well, that's no longer the angle I would ever want to explore at an open mic now anyway.

The other lady who volunteered at that cat shelter came to me and said... You know how you were talking about how he writes things on the internet, there's these websites where they'll pretty much let you write anything as long as you're okay enough. Well, he writes stuff like... Don't kink shame, all the way to pedophilia. It's natural, it's a natural impulse it's a natural fetish.

He's all... I used... I used that conversation we had about the psychology of fetish, you'll get it. I'm like... It's just a natural love of children, once you find proper psychology you understand these fetishes simply declare your natural love for these things. Yeah I'm a joke stealer, sometimes they're mine sometimes they're somebody elses, doesn't matter, whatever works, whatever I can use, I just knew out of you I'd pull perfect that's exactly my angle that's all I talk about, that's just something I do on the side to build up an image before I think... You. Do something. I think I'm toast. Well there goes my memory. Yes, me too.

His writings go like... In Armenia it's just natural to us, we find it in ourselves at the age of three the first time our parents raped us. In Armenia we basically just decided, with childhood punishment, whatever works, whatever we can use, doesn't matter. It's funny, RAPE works, yeah that's funny. I want to tell other Armenians it's okay, these things are okay in our culture, let's get together and form a club. AND THERE. Banned.

Julie breaks up with him when she realizes... I couldn't take it, I already couldn't take it. You're full white van pedophile. Full white van pedophile. Yes I know. Okay bye.

Soo... It's like... He opens the van... With a big fat excited adorable smile...

HEY KID. It's okay to be raped by me, I'm Armenian. It's cute it's silly it's fun you'll like it. It's fucking hilarious it snaps you right out of it. So he starts raping the child, he's like... I-i-i-it's okay kid i-it's just f-f-for p-p-punishment it's j-j-just f-f-for punishment l-l-look I'm being-being silly I'm-I'm being cute l-l-l-look an-and it-it's just RAPE it-it's-it's just RAPE. Then he dumps the kid and says... See? Apparently we just get to do this now, now you don't even really care it's just... Armenians are fucked. You good? Yeah I'm-I'm good, I think I'm good. What. Okay.

Armenians will just do this, but they all do it thinking they're in the right, this is okay in our country, stop being so prejudice.

After the order was already given, we assumed full Aria Wellington treatment for this guy. Oh... Oh it's actually really funny. Well. You're still biting it this way. WELL I'm still biting it this way alright.